You see, they tell us that Jeremy Bamber was a bit of a pretty boy, bit of a ladies man and a bit of a hit with the women (when they weren't trying to convince us with homophobic abuse that he was gay, that is...difficult to keep up with all their changing stories.)
But he can't be a pretty man, can our Bamber. I mean I look at him and I thinks to myself "Ahh, nice looking chap." Yet it seems we're wrong.
Bamber's an ugly man, it emerges. At least, he ain't got to Alibi!
Allow Brian and Stewie to explain:
Only........... that's not quite either, is it? Not at all.
You see, you'd expect a man apparently guilty of five murders to have no alibis and no proof of innocence, wouldn't you?
Only Mr Bamber has himself an alibi. WHOOPS! Another lie... He doesn't have one alibi, he has about 20-plus of them. That's right, more than twenty alibis to prove his innocence yet not a single one has been allowed to secure his freedom.
That's justice denied, folks. And that IS pretty ugly.
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