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| Presumably this is how our man Bamber will exit his cell... |
I woke up this morning, looked at the telly box and saw that Gordon Brown was still Prime Minister. What the bugger am I gonna do?
It gets worse.
Katie Price and Peter Andre are getting divorced, Wogan is quitting the breakfast show, I’ve gone and caught Swine Flu and Michael Jackson has just died!!!! Ahh!
Yes folks, it is 2009 again. Or at least some time around then anyway.
I know this cos David Boutflour tells me so in the newspaper I was using to dab the wee wee out of my cat’s litter box this morning.
Big bad murderer man Jeremy Bamber is in prison you see, and Mr Boutflour suggests there is no chance he should be released for at least another three or four years from now, maybe 2012 or 2013?
He says: "He should stay in prison unless he is proven innocent or he has served the time suggested by the judge."
Well that’s super news! Cos the Judge said a minimum of 25 years, David. Wakey wakey, It’s actually 2013 and 25 years passed a long, long time ago. Does that mean Jeremy can come out to play now?
As for “unless he is proven innocent”, well now you’re just being a saucy devil. We got that one sorted many a year ago you silly bean.
Luckily some of us, after all this time, now know stuff that you know, but nobody else does. Isn’t that good fun.
Let’s party, like it’s 1999!! Or should that be 2009??
Mr Boutflour is and extremely odious man!
ReplyDeleteJeremy was convicted on the testaments given by a "wronged woman" and as someone who stood to gain an awful lot if Jeremy was imprisoned Mr Boutflour is hardly going to admit Jeremy's innocence however much evidence is presented.The evidence against Sheila was overwhelming but nobody wants to believe that a mother could be capable of such actions.